It is far too late. You are so far out of the loop it isn’t even funny. Where were you when I spent four days power-washing the bricks and the decks for the one-year?

And I can assure you it is NONE of your business.  Life goes on. We are having fun. We are happy.

In any case, please leave us alone now. For your own sake, because you have pissed me off.

Or we could meet for coffee if you would like. Name a time and a place.